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Classified Ads

In order to increase communication in Fandom Town, someone at town hall came up with the idea of a free classified ads paper. All Fandom citizens are free to use its services to find housemates, seek employment/employees, promote their businesses or just look for a date.

[[All ads with the exception of the singles should have a link for people to respond to as to not clutter this post. For singles, you are allowed to post your reaction in the post itself as these ads could possibly be anonymous.

Example: Blood Gulch Arms is seeking students to wrap gifts during the holiday season. You will be underpaid and work long hours. Interested? Call 555-TREX.]]

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[People looking for housemates or renting out apartments can place their ads here.]

Mansion for hire or sale (state your preference). Formely known as Efferton Manor. Insanely large, and would be on to the quiet side of town if it weren't for all the hauntings. Interested? Contact Town Hall on 555-TOWN.

Rooms for rent, house fully furnished, rent includes utilities. Must be all right with frogs. Please contact 555-GAMA (http://konoha-flash.livejournal.com/364.html) if you are interested or need further details.

Rooms for rent. To share with housemates of either gender. Rent includes utilities and food. Big screen TV. Must at least tolerate cats. Call 555-JROD (http://jarodpretends.livejournal.com/723.html), or stop by in person at Caritas on Mondays and Wednesdays or the Fourth Sin on Tuesdays and Fridays.

Not the one to invest in real estate or to share a house? Then rent a room at the Arms Hotel. Permanent residents will get a reduction and there is room service at all hours of the day. Interested? Contact Town Hall on 555-TOWN.

One and two bedroom apartments available on upper floors, or in sub-basement for those of a sun-sensitive but non-evil inclination.

Call 555-MAUV for rental arrangements. (Proper paperwork is our friend and avoids the need for strongly-worded letters. Just sayin'.)

Space for two tenants available in one half of duplex house (http://a-phale.livejournal.com/107054.html) at 50 Minotaur Lane. Tenants share community kitchen, dining room, living room, and full basement with rec room and laundry facilities.

Bedroom One: large bedroom on second floor shares hallway bath with attic bedroom
Bedroom Two: garret bedroom in attic shares hallway bath with second-floor bedroom
(Bedroom Three, which has its own ensuite bath, is currently occupied)

Contact Aziraphale at 555-WNGS (http://a-phale.livejournal.com/61752.html?replyto=1540152) or James Wilson at 555-SNRK (http://dr-jwilsonmd.livejournal.com/28465.html?replyto=921393) for more information.

[For business owners or individuals looking for someone to hire or work with. If you are jobless and in need of work, this is where you can leave your resume behind.]

Bartender wanted!

Caritas is looking for a charming person who can convince people to give a lot of money in exchange for a lot of booze. Little pay, lots of tips. No experience required. Taping body parts back onto zombies is a must. Looking to cover shift on Thursday but the schedule can be reorganized slightly. Call 555-4GOB (http://bluth-illusions.livejournal.com/277.html?mode=reply).

All and Sundries is looking for Cashiers... Or Heroes to protect the manager.

However you want to look at it.

Inquire (http://courtincalamity.livejournal.com/568.html) with Jane Canary or Slime Q Slimedog (A.K.A. - Apu).

Bartender for The Devil's Nest wanted.

No students please. Must be able to work late hours and handle customers well. All days of the week available. Call 555-NEST (http://dawn-bearer.livejournal.com/259.html) for an interview to be set up.

Help Wanted for the bookstore!

Good pay, flexible hours, and good benefits!

Contact Millie at 555-AREO (http://livingasheth.livejournal.com/830.html) for more information

The Fandom Town Emergency Clinic is looking for student aides to help cover shifts at the clinic. You must have basic medical knowledge and training in first aid or some kind of magical healing ability.

If interested, please call Dr. Christian Troy at 555-MNHR (http://sexydoctor.livejournal.com/656.html).

HELP WANTED IN RESTORING LIGHTHOUSE AND KEEPER'S DWELLING
SKILLED AND UNSKILLED LABOR WELCOME
GOOD WAGES, AND FOOD
CALL 555-SAIL (http://cowboy-sailor.livejournal.com/743.html)
OR STOP BY THE LIGHTHOUSE ANY DAY.

Help Wanted!

Guilty as Charged (http://ft-directory.livejournal.com/63124.html) is looking for someone to help with stock duties and customer service.

No previous experience is needed. Job offers decent pay and flexible hours.

Call 555-BIKE (http://i-lovedfalling.livejournal.com/555.html) to set up a quick interview or just drop by during store hours.

[Promote your business!]

Caritas: The Only Bar In Town Worth Going To!

Drink! Relax! Perform on stage with Fandom's one and only Zombie Band! Make a drunken idiot out of yourself in front of your friends! The dance floor is temporary!

Roof garage has landing and repair facilities for helicopters and small spacecraft; mechanic available on request.

Programmable holosuite services available on main floor, by appointment. If you make us bleach our brains we will be sad, so plzkthx with bringing your own program to run for That Stuff. And never ever ~~ever ever ever~~ telling us the details ~~unless they're really good~~.

Call 555-MAUV for arrangements.

Need to get ~~screwed~~ ~~hammered~~ fixed-up? I'm your guy. Available in town for home/apartment repair, plus remodeling/construction if you ~~bribe the government for~~ get the proper ~~OOC~~ permits. Can also do custom carpentry work for anybody (townpeoples or students) so long as it's something portable.

Call 555-TOOL to make arrangements, or stop by the Mauvaise Chance office when it's open.

[Lonely souls looking for company. This is for students, teachers and townies, but make sure to mention your age!]

Questions?

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Real Estate

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Arms Hotel

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Employment

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Advertising

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Singles

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