"Oh, I would never call it uninteresting," Elphaba said, standing up from the bed and stretching her arms and legs.

Which promptly tore a new seam along the side of her bed clothes, along the leg.

"Oh, fiddlesticks," she said, with a frown. "Do you suppose my clothes might fit you better, now?" It seemed the reasonable thing to offer, though she was having trouble judging how big Faramir was compared to how she normally was, given her own size difference.