Because he looked like an incredibly attractive woman right now, specifically one who Cara most definitely did not have any kind of squishy feelings for, at least not any she'd admit to when not on the point of death.

"So this is one of the weird dreams," she said, as much to herself as anyone, before leaning in in a surprisingly tentative attempt to kiss her...him...whoever.

Any minute now, she'd figure it out. Annnnnnny minute.