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ft_directory ([personal profile] ft_directory) wrote2010-10-17 03:30 am

Vail Ski Resort | Sunday Morning, 10/17

The Fandomites' last morning in Vail dawned cool and clear, the resort warm enough to get by with a light jacket, the slopes above frosty and crisp.

The portal back to Fandom would arrive after lunch, so now was time for packing, last-minute souvenir-shopping, or one final lift up the mountain to the wonderful land of snow-sports.

Or alternatively, freaking the heck out in your hotel room because Fandom knows no boundaries of distance or decency when it comes to attacking its current and former residents in their sleep to leave ladybits where manbits used to be, and manbits where... you get the picture.

So might the maid, if you forgot to leave the Do Not Disturb sign out.


[ OCD is up! | Hotel Rooms | Centre V | Tavern on the Square | RockResorts Spa | Other Activities at the Arrabelle | Skiing and Snowboarding | Snow Tubing | Snow-Shoeing | Shopping | Outside Dining | OOC]

Re: Hotel Lobby

[identity profile] thinkbetterofme.livejournal.com 2010-10-17 06:49 pm (UTC)(link)
"She would not need to worry with my brother," Faramir said. "He has sworn to never marry and has no desire to be anyone's suitor. He likes his freedom and his blade too much for that."

Re: Hotel Lobby

[identity profile] daventryprince.livejournal.com 2010-10-17 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
There was a significant pause at that.

"By the heavens," he muttered, "they really would get along perfectly, then."

Re: Hotel Lobby

[identity profile] thinkbetterofme.livejournal.com 2010-10-17 07:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Faramir burst out laughing. It was still not very ladylike.

"Now that is a troublesome thought."

Re: Hotel Lobby

[identity profile] daventryprince.livejournal.com 2010-10-17 07:14 pm (UTC)(link)
"Did your brother come and visit during parents' weekend? If so, thank goodness those ships managed to pass in the night."

Re: Hotel Lobby

[identity profile] thinkbetterofme.livejournal.com 2010-10-17 07:16 pm (UTC)(link)
"He did," Faramir chuckled, "he even attempted to seduce Maladicta. Even if it only amused her. He was far too busy dragging me off to go hunting. Not that I minded, it was good to spend time with him."

Re: Hotel Lobby

[identity profile] daventryprince.livejournal.com 2010-10-17 07:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Excuse Alexander a moment while he just about died laughing.

And he hadn't even heard anything after seduce Maladicta.

Eventually, he was able to breathe enough to give a slightly staggered apology to Faramir (for the most unladylike behavior), and then winced, clutching his stomach. "Ow."

Re: Hotel Lobby

[identity profile] thinkbetterofme.livejournal.com 2010-10-17 07:34 pm (UTC)(link)
"Do not forget to breath. Trust me, he did it with any girl he met," Faramir shook his head. "It is... not very common in my world for one to prefer their own gender."

Re: Hotel Lobby

[identity profile] daventryprince.livejournal.com 2010-10-17 07:46 pm (UTC)(link)
"It's not even that," said Alexander, remembering to breathe but still chuckling a little. "It's just..."

He couldn't even put words to it. Not without going back into laughing.

Re: Hotel Lobby

[identity profile] thinkbetterofme.livejournal.com 2010-10-17 07:52 pm (UTC)(link)
"Should I find you something to write it down?" Faramir couldn't quite help smiling.

Re: Hotel Lobby

[identity profile] daventryprince.livejournal.com 2010-10-17 07:59 pm (UTC)(link)
"No, no," Alexander grinned, waving a hand. "I'm fine. I just have trouble even imagining it, that's all. Your brother is either a very brave man or a very dim one, and since I can only think the best of your line, Faramir, I must assume it to be the first."

Re: Hotel Lobby

[identity profile] thinkbetterofme.livejournal.com 2010-10-17 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
"I do not know a braver man than my brother," Faramir agreed. "Even if he has some dim moments in his life. I do not think that was one of them, however, I can not blame him for the attempt."

Re: Hotel Lobby

[identity profile] daventryprince.livejournal.com 2010-10-17 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
"I suppose, overall, no, you cannot," Alexander allowed. "If only from a perspective of one not knowing Maladicta at all..."

Re: Hotel Lobby

[identity profile] thinkbetterofme.livejournal.com 2010-10-17 08:32 pm (UTC)(link)
It was quite possibly that they had... different views as Faramir knew Maladicta and the thought was still not unappealing to him. Even if he did not know how one would go about it. Being girl shaped might help...

"I am simply grateful that it did not end with my brother earning himself a black eye," Faramir said instead.

Re: Hotel Lobby

[identity profile] daventryprince.livejournal.com 2010-10-17 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
To which Alexander felt he could only respond in one way.

"I somehow doubt it would have been the eye Maladicta would have gone for..."

He'll never look at ham and eggs the same way ever again.

Re: Hotel Lobby

[identity profile] thinkbetterofme.livejournal.com 2010-10-17 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Faramir paused. "True," he said with a tiny wince. "I shall be grateful for that as well, even if it would have been more amusing."

Re: Hotel Lobby

[identity profile] daventryprince.livejournal.com 2010-10-17 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
"And a little easier to watch, perhaps," Alexander laughed, "in our current states."

Re: Hotel Lobby

[identity profile] thinkbetterofme.livejournal.com 2010-10-17 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Faramir laughed and shook his head. "I somewhat doubt it," he said. "But he would have earned it."

Re: Hotel Lobby

[identity profile] daventryprince.livejournal.com 2010-10-17 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
And to that, Alexander could only respond with a wholehearted nod of sympathetic agreement.