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ft_directory ([personal profile] ft_directory) wrote2010-10-17 03:30 am

Vail Ski Resort | Sunday Morning, 10/17

The Fandomites' last morning in Vail dawned cool and clear, the resort warm enough to get by with a light jacket, the slopes above frosty and crisp.

The portal back to Fandom would arrive after lunch, so now was time for packing, last-minute souvenir-shopping, or one final lift up the mountain to the wonderful land of snow-sports.

Or alternatively, freaking the heck out in your hotel room because Fandom knows no boundaries of distance or decency when it comes to attacking its current and former residents in their sleep to leave ladybits where manbits used to be, and manbits where... you get the picture.

So might the maid, if you forgot to leave the Do Not Disturb sign out.


[ OCD is up! | Hotel Rooms | Centre V | Tavern on the Square | RockResorts Spa | Other Activities at the Arrabelle | Skiing and Snowboarding | Snow Tubing | Snow-Shoeing | Shopping | Outside Dining | OOC]

Re: Room 215

[identity profile] bamf-tastic.livejournal.com 2010-10-18 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
Kurt sighed with relief. "Gott sei Dank! You are here! I... I don't... What has HAPPENED?!?!"

Re: Room 215

[identity profile] notavalleygirl.livejournal.com 2010-10-18 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
"I think Fandom went crazy before we could get back there," Kitty said, wincing. And staring. Because um. "Rilla's a boy, too."

Re: Room 215

[identity profile] bamf-tastic.livejournal.com 2010-10-18 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
"This is TOO WEIRD!!!" Kurt exclaimed. "I... What are you staring at?! I'm still me!"

Re: Room 215

[identity profile] notavalleygirl.livejournal.com 2010-10-18 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
"You're you, just... It's weird, you just said it yourself!" she pointed out.

Re: Room 215

[identity profile] bamf-tastic.livejournal.com 2010-10-18 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
"It's VERY weird!" Kurt said again. "It's... I don't want to be a girl! I don't know HOW to be a girl! What do I DO?!"

Because girls were some sort of alien creature, now.

Re: Room 215

[identity profile] notavalleygirl.livejournal.com 2010-10-18 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
"The same things you do every day, just with a bra," Kitty said helpfully. Apparently she'd decided to be super rational today.

Re: Room 215

[identity profile] bamf-tastic.livejournal.com 2010-10-18 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
Kurt's hands jumped up to cup his breasts. "Do I need a bra? I don't have a bra! Where do you get a bra? I'm doing it all wrong!"

Apparently, someone had turned off his intelligence today.

Re: Room 215

[identity profile] notavalleygirl.livejournal.com 2010-10-18 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
"First, you're probably fine," she said, not that she was trying to look, and speaking of trying not to look, "and second, could you stop doing that? It's like, a little distracting." She didn't need to be focusing on Kurt's boobs.

Re: Room 215

[identity profile] bamf-tastic.livejournal.com 2010-10-18 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
"It's more than a little distracting!!!" Kurt insisted. Still, he took his hands off his breasts. "It's WEIRD!!!"

"...Wait, are you staring at my boobs? You stare at other girls' boobs?!?"